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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Toby eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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