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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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