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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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