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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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