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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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