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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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