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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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