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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Molly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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