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Pet death
My
brother
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
Pennywise
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊
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a wild boar 🐗
a cow 🐮
a lynx 😺
an elephant 🐘
a rhinoceros 🦏
a hippo 🦛
a lion 🦁
an ostrich 🐦
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