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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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