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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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