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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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