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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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