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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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