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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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