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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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