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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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