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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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