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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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