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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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