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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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