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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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