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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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