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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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