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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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