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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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