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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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