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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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