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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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