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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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