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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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