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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Piper eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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