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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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