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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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