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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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