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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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