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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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