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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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