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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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