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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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