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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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