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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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