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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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