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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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