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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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