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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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