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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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