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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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