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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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