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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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