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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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