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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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