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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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