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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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