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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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