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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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