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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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