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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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