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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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