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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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