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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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