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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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